I Found A Hobby

It started when
 A lad of 10
 I told my friends
 "I'll meet cha,
 At Dr. Blood's revenge"
 Which was
 A gruesome
 Horror feature.
 And when I saw
 The awesome torture chamber in that flick,
 I found I got a hard-on,
 While the other kids got sick.
 I found a hobby.
 I found a hobby.
 Out in the lobby,
 I went insane.
 A voice inside me,
 Said, "Kid you love it,
 I think you're into heavy pain"
 By 13 years
 I'd taught my peers
 About bondage and submission.
 Gave illustrated lectures on
 The Spanish Inquisition.
 Some boys take dirty books to the jon
 And give themselves a whack.
 I did the same with lithographs,
 Of thumbscrews and the rack.
 At 22
 The time came due
 To choose a life's profession.
 I struggled hard to think of one
 In line with mine obsession.
 I could have been a boxer
 Or lawyer, yeah, I guess.
 But no one causes suffering
 Like a licensed DDS.
 And now my hobby
 Ain't just my hobby,
 No, its-a my job
 To make
 The patients shake with fear.
 What started out as
 A secret pastime
 Is now my hobby...
 And my career.
 Say "Ahh"