Finale Ultimo (Don't Feed The Plants)

Subsequent to the events you have just witnessed
 Similar events in cities across America
 Events which bore a striking resemblance
 To the ones you have just seen, began occurring
 Oh, oh, oh-oh
 Subsequent to the events you have just witnessed
 Unsuspecting jerks from Maine to California
 Made the acquaintance of a new breed of flytrap
 And got sweet-talked into feeding it blood
 Thus the plants worked their terrible will
 Finding jerks who would feed them their fill
 And the plants proceeded to grow and grow
 And begin what they came here to do, which was essentially to
 Eat Cleveland
 And Des Moines
 And Peoria
 And New York
 And this theater!
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 They may offer you fortune and fame
 Love and money and instant acclaim
 But whatever they offer you, don't feed the plants
 They may offer you lots of cheap thrills
 Fancy condos in Beverly Hills
 But whatever they offer you, don't feed the plants
 Look out, here comes Audrey Two!
 Look out!
 Here I come for you!
 (Here I come for you, here I come for you, here I come for you)
 Hold your hat and hang on to your soul
 Something's coming to eat the world whole
 If we fight it, we've still got a chance
 But whatever they offer you
 Though they're slopping the trough for you
 Please, whatever they offer you, don't feed the plants
 (We'll have tomorrow)
 Don't feed the plants