Sea Theory

Did you ever get an invitation?
 A little window to another life?
 Got so many tales
 A lot of ales and rotten rails
 Terrible discussions with the wife
 Clawing at the arse-end of the evening
 Watch me as I play their rotten game
 I get my cods out by the dustbin of the gods
 Stand there till the sun comes out again
 I got a sea theory, gonna bore my friends
 Sea theory, still pushing it
 Sea theory, gonna act it out
 Sea theory, haven't tested it
 Spend a long time frowning at the sandwich
 Wearily I bring it into play
 Mona's bright, makes that shit looks so every night
 Everything's enormous once again
 Washed up with the seaweed and syringes
 Tide comes in and then goes out again
 It's so very foul and unbelievable banal
 Underneath the boardwalk in the rain
 I got a sea theory, gonna blow your mind
 Sea theory, can't defend it
 Sea theory, it's a piece of work
 Sea theory, gonna make your teeth ache
 Sea theory in the disco
 One of many theories of the sea
 Everybody's songs are never ending till they're gone
 Carve a little pleasure out of me
 Gonna get my dinner from the chip shop
 Now I have to eat it on the hoof
 Everybody sighs and everybody multiplies
 No one cares too much about the truth
 Got a sea theory, it's a pack of lies