Bonehead

Library's in the skip, board the sinking ship
 God save all boneheads
 This week on the show, Rachel has to go
 Good riddance, bonehead!
 Like your choice of hat, and your easy chat
 Come and join my guests, yeah you passed the test
 You are a bonehead
 Craning their necks, cashing their checks
 Swabbing the deck down there on the wreck
 The way of bonehead
 All as white as snow, ego all aglow
 Charitable work, Jesus what a berk
 I name you bonehead
 Haven't thought it through, anything will do
 Polishing a turd, shallow's not the word
 The word is bonehead
 Piss on the fire, cutting the wire
 Slashing the tires, stuck in the mire
 Just natural bonehead
 Missing the point, wrecking the joint
 Though it is cruel there is a rule
 "Avoid the boneheads!"
 Sentimental mist, dewy-eyed and pissed
 Lying through your teeth for your own relief
 Don't bother, bonehead
 Caught in your zip, sinking the ship
 Cracking the whip, not getting a grip
 La vie en bonehead
 Coming on strong, getting it wrong
 Shouting the odds and cursing the gods
 That made you a bonehead
 Anaconda woman and the blue-legged heron
 Blue-lipped baby got the blowlamp eye
 Hotel room got a closet full of melons
 Catapult the alligator one more time
 Chuck it in the pot, stick it in the kettle
 Put it in the sun, watch the motherfucker shine
 Back from the battle with a chest full of medals
 Everybody knows that ornament is crime