To the Victims of This Tragedy We Send Our Thoughts and Prayers

We targeted your district and we called you out by name
 We took positions round your door we shouted "Ready, Aim"
 We televised a picture of your seat behind cross-hairs
 And to the victims of this tragedy we send our thoughts and prayers
 "Aim high", we say. "Shoot straight", we say. "Go for the kill", we shout.
 We've got the enemy in our sights. We say "Let's take 'em out".
 We want you armed and dangerous our cadidate declares
 And to the victims of this tragedy we send our thoughts and prayers
 Now listen I'm professing
 to teach a civics lesson
 with this here Smith&Wesson
 Now let us pray for peace
 Yes, this is war we semi-automatically repeat
 And so, my friends reload and don't retreat, but do retweet
 We vomit violent rhetoric like drunken legionnaires
 And to the victims of this tragedy we send our thoughts and prayers
 I want that second amendment remedy
 And so I'm voting for Yosemite-Sam
 Yes I am! Yes I am! Yes I am!
 We can't be held responsible for every lunatic
 Who hears us yelling "Kill, kill, kill" and then does something sick
 It's rap and heavy metal. Yeah, the blame is cleary theirs
 And to the victims of this tragedy go all our thoughts and prayers
 The tree of liberty is watered with a tyrant's blood
 Yes, so said Thomas Jefferson. Or was it Elmer Fudd?
 The twee of wibety is watered with a tywant's blood
 eh-ehe-eh-ee
 For bloody insurrection a true patriot prepares
 And to the victims of that tragedy we send our thoughts and prayers
 Let's pass conceal and carry
 So Curly, Moe, and Larry
 can act like Dirty Harry
 Now let us pray for peace
 Next time some crazy loner shoots some people in the head
 don't start attacking us by quoting things we actually said
 This ain't no time for politics you commie liberal where's
 your decency
 pray for peace and see
 That the victims of this tragedy deserve our thought and prayers
 And by the victims of this tragedy
 we mean us!