The Wedding of Church and State

Whoo-o-oo-oo
 Whoo-o-oo-oo
 Well the groom was dressed in his sunday best
 he made everybody nervous
 He'd been named the head of the brand new
 federal faith enforcement service
 Standing at his side were the groomsmen
 the four doomsmen of the apocalypse
 waiting for the moment the happy couple would lock lips.
 And the bride wore white, which was not quite right,
 but nobidy raised the question.
 'Cause they had a gun trained on anyone
 who might make a rude suggestion.
 And president Jesus said: "I pronounce you man and mate".
 At the wedding
 At the wedding
 The wedding of Church and State.
 Whoo-o-oo-oo
 And James Madison in attendence
 under sedation and coercion
 heard the acolytes read the bill of rights
 and I mean the king James version.
 And they force fed us all an epsitle of Paul
 and a steaming cup of Folgers.
 And the well-rehearsed couple
 danced their first dance to "Onward christian soldiers".
 And we pledged alligiance to the cross
 saying the national anth-hymn.
 So the knot was tied
 and the groom and bride
 ordered Bill Mahr's execution.
 And they left real soon
 on their honeymoon
 where they screw the constitution.
 And their first child will be a
 judeo-christian sharia.
 Great idea! Finally a wedding.
 A wedding of church and state.
 Whoo-o-oo-oo
 A wedding of church and state.
 Whoo-o-oo-oo
 A wedding of church and state.
 They've only just begun.