Michael Jordan's Ball

When Michael's got the basketball
 It's Michael's house from wall to wall
 You hear that name, it's a diff'rent game
 When it's Michael Jordan's ball
 When it's Michael's ball you're dead, you're through
 'Cause Michael takes the game to you
 He's in your face, you lost the race
 It's Michael Jordan's ball
 The fake, the spin
 The drive and then he's in the paint
 The pump, the jump, and he's up in the air
 Like a goddamn saint!
 When Michael bolts and he penetrates
 You feel the volts he generates
 He's slick as soap, he's King, he's Pope
 He's Michael Friggin' Jordan!
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 You fake, you spin, you drive
 And then you're in the paint
 You pump, you jump, and you're up there!
 You're up there
 You're up there
 You're up there
 You're up there
 You're up there
 You're up there
 You're up there
 And you're through the roof
 You're in the zone
 Two-hundred-proof testosterone
 You're bad, you're hot, you're almost God!
 You're Michael Jordan
 Say it!
 I'm Michael -
 I'm Michael -
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 I'm Michael (Michael Jordan, Michael Jordan)
 I'm Michael (Michael Jordan, Michael Jordan)
 I'm Michael (Michael Jordan, Michael Jordan)
 I'm Michael (Michael Jordan, Michael Jordan)
 I'm Michael (Michael Jordan, Michael Jordan)
 I'm Michael (Michael Jordan, Michael Jordan)
 Let's get ready to rumba!