You Can Do Us!

We're very glad you could join us today
 At the annual Women's Appreciation Buffet
 Where you'll get inspired to reach all your goals
 You're gonna fight all your foo like a thousand Dave Grohls
 There is just one simple key
 To unleashing the goddess that we all know you can be
 Just follow your heart and always believe
 That one day you'll get plowed by Ninja Brian and me
 When your dreams are slipping through your fingers
 You need to get double teamed by ninjas
 You're a smokin' hot chick, so grab life by the dick
 You can do us! You can do us!
 Take control of your life, now be your own boss
 The world is your oyster, I've got the cocktail sauce (jizz!)
 Get ready to cream in the jeans of your dreams
 You can do us! You can do us!
 Here are some of the sensual sounds that you may hear during our motivational program:
 Awwwh! Heaah! Ugh AH! Hah hoh huuuoh!
 Uoah! Dadubu. buh! Heeh!
 I'm sorry.
 It's time to go for the gold, there should be no doubt
 Except for you Roger, would you please leave now?
 Now girls form a line in order of height
 Goddammit, Roger, what did I just say?
 Now I'll put on my blindfold and my sex hat
 Maybe you are starting to suspect that
 I'm already hard, now reach for the stars
 You can do us! You can do us!
 Let's go!