Road Trip

I met a girl a few weeks ago, she's so smart and beautiful
 When she's around, I feel my heart beat down in the very depths of my soul
 So c-c-c-c-c'mon Ninja Brian, pack your bags
 We're going on a cross-country trip
 'Cause if this girl and I go on one more date, we'll start a meaningful relationship
 Fuck that!
 Woo
 Let's hit the road, I was so close to
 Personal growth, so California, here I come (oh oh oh oh)
 I wanna bone across the nation
 Let's bust a load of summer fun!
 I poked most of New York
 I banged 'em silly in Philly
 I had 'em screamin' for Baltimore
 I slapped my groin on Des Moines
 And dropped my phallus in Dallas
 We're only halfway through day four
 I g-g-g-g-gave some C to DC
 Bust coconuts on Miami
 I shot purée on Santa Fe
 I gave some penix to Phoenix
 And my nuts rattled, Seattle
 So hard they felt it in LA!
 Take that!
 Yeah!
 Now here we are in California
 These girls are hot, and Brian bought us a new yacht (he killed the previous owner!)
 Let's raise the sail for a gonadventure
 This boner quest has just begun
 I left 'em smitten in Britain
 And had sex so hard with Lima
 It landed in Argentina
 Then things got beejy in Fiji
 I had a four way in Norway
 And started breedin' with Sweden
 New Zealand got a blast of my semen
 I did some butt stuff with Russians
 Until they got a concussion
 I Bangladesh!
 Now there's only one way to keep things fresh 'cause
 I've conquered Earth, it is time to move on
 Let's take a rocket, find some hot alien sluts (set phasers to thrust!)
 No time for spacesuits, I am way too horny
 Let's show this galaxy what's- (augh!)