Why I Cry

Lady, I have been told that you only date nice guys
 Well, if that's how you judge a lover's worth
 Your ass just hit paydirt
 I'm the most sensitive man on God's green earth
 Here's a rose bouquet
 I also baked you some fresh creme brulee
 Now mount this stallion and we shall ride
 While also flying kites
 And make love inside a rainbow through the night
 And after sex I'll
 Cryyyyyyyyy
 Cryyyyyyyyy
 And also before sex I'll
 Cryyyyyyyyy
 Cryyyyyyyyy
 (Girl, you know how I feel about you)
 (It's like you're a fossil sample)
 (And I'm an impatient paleonthologist)
 (Cuz I wanna date you badly)
 Watch a film with me
 I love boring romantic comedies
 Hop in my carriage
 This is like your dream
 Any movie we see
 Can be a drive-in movie if we build up enough speed
 Now it's almost dawn
 I can communicate with newborn fawns
 Now they'll perform an ancient forest dance
 It will melt of your pants
 TAKE MY JUNK BY THE HAND
 THIS IS ROMANCE
 And during sex I'll
 Cryyyyyyyyy
 Thinking about sex makes me
 Cryyyyyyyyy
 Even when I use a sextant I
 Cryyyyyyyyy
 THEY MEASURE ANGLES
 Cryyyyyyy
 (Sorry)
 (Was that too sensitive for you?)
 (Don't worry about me)
 (I'll be fine)
 (I'll just be over here)
 (Thinking about a duckling riding on the back of a puppy)
 (Also the duckling is wearing a tiny cowboy hat)
 (Slightly tilted)