Three Minutes of Ecstasy

You've been counting all the days off
 Of your calendar for weeks now
 You can't wait for Saturday cause
 That's the night that it all goes down
 From 7: 45 to 7: 48 PM in particular
 Cause that is when I'll give you what you need
 Three minutes of ecstasy several nights a month
 You just tell me baby if that is too much
 When my stuff is in your stuff
 Our souls become entwined
 For 180 seconds
 My sex has blown your mind
 (Oh my god you're so welcome.)
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 Go ahead and call all your girlfriends
 And give them the details of how it went down
 I know you can't wait, to brag to all of them
 About how I took your ass to Wangtown
 I'll get my captain's hat, put on my floaties
 And we'll set for sexy seas, for at least...
 Three minutes of ecstasy
 Any more and this house would burn
 That's why I don't last longer
 Your safety is my main concern
 If you haven't finished
 Well baby that's just fine
 You know that I'm here for you
 Oh shit, look at the time
 (I have to go to the pudding store, for pudding. Adieu...)
 1 one thousand, 2 one thousand
 3 one thousand, 4 one thousand
 5 one thousand, 6 one thousand
 7 one thousand, 8 one thousand
 9 one thousand, 10 one thousand
 11 one thousand, 12 one thousand
 13 one thousand, 14 one thousand
 15 one thousand, 16 one thousand
 Maybe it's starting to sink in, just how long three minutes really is. Let's skip to the end...
 179 one thousand, 180 one thousand HU-AAAH!!!
 GAH!
 Three minutes of ecstasy
 Several nights a month
 But not more than four times a month
 That would be ridiculous
 I'm sure I left you happy
 But in case that's not enough
 Here's a copy of my headshot
 And a drawing of my nuts
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 A drawing of my nuts
 A drawing of my nuts