The Decision Part 2: Ten Years Later

You're probably thinking to yourself
 It's been ten years, so where and how is Ninja Sex Party now
 Well, we're still freakin' awesome and we're back at your house
 Once we came to see who you wanted to sleep with, Brian or me
 Now's your second chance, congrats in advance
 We're all grown up and ready for romance
 Now maybe we can help you out
 'Cause Brian and I are still single somehow
 We've been on tour, now we're so fucking mature (Brian)
 The sexual arousing you richly deserve is what we can bring
 But before we begin, let me tell you where we've been
 We've had so many adventures
 I've made meaningful love to furniture
 We've been on road trips round the world
 I had almost-sex with like a hundred girls
 FYI, I learned why I cry
 There were unicorn, wizards and samurai
 Dick, dick, balls heed my boners' calls
 Some were from the heart, some had no reason at all
 Now here we are at your door
 After laser filled fights with dinosaurs
 Got my dragon lance, but I still just want to dance
 Went to 69, 69
 Learned that I was cool as fuck, just on the inside
 In our party of three, we're the nut lords of your dreams
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 Wow, in the ten years since we last, saw each other, we've grown so much
 As people, as musicians, and also as people
 Oh, and since you're probably wondering
 Here's a short list I compiled of everybody
 In the world who does not have a crippling STD
 Number one, Ninja Brian, oh, sorry, wrong list
 Brian's got an STD
 Brian's got an STD
 An STD, Brian's got an STD
 An STD and I don't get it
 He probably shouldn't (Brian's got an STD)
 He's never even had real sex with a woman
 (An STD) and when we kiss, (Brian's got an STD) Brian will be pissed
 He'll have to die alone with his micro-penis
 My apologies