Smooth Talkin'

You know, Ninja Brian, it's not enough to just be the world's most amazing lover
 You also have to be a smooth talker
 Well, of course, I know how to talk to women!
 Give me a delicious groove, this is what I tell them
 Girl, I'm gonna take my flang-diddly out and slam it in your flump
 (That's right)
 Then, without a sound, I'll run my tongue all up and down your whole sp'kunk
 (You like that?)
 Then, I'll flip you 'round and lay you down
 And rub my gank up on your shmears (all over your shmears)
 Your pliver will start to quiver when I grab your stanky nootputs by the fleers
 Oh! Open your heart and give me a taste of your flarmp
 I'm gonna lightly stroke your flendal 'til you twarf
 Then I will gently flick your turfles, baby
 'Til you scream "Oh my God, I'm gonna quambely it so hard!"
 Damn, that's some smooth talking
 Plenty more where that came from
 Now it's- oh, horns, sorry-
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 Here we go baby
 Now it's- oh wow, a guitar solo too, alright
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 Now it's time for me to take my tiddlybits
 And mash 'em 'til they gub (oh yeah!)
 I've got two nasty doodads
 And they're beggin' for one moment with your shnub (yeah, yeah!)
 Oh! My sackity pack is the figgeta-figgeta-fack
 And it's on the attack, lookin' to mack back in your coo
 We're gonna mate 'til we're drained like two hot shmazins
 And I please you with my shmoo (woo-hoo!)
 Dinner is served and looks my vagoink is the main dish
 So sit down and gobble my spünt or leave if you wish
 To not have a nice taste of my flappy squish
 Let her go, Ninja Brian
 She's probably just... going to think about it
 Well, if you need me, I'll be in my chambers... schnubbing my own gank!