Sex Training

So you want to be a great lover
 Ninja Sex Party will help you train
 So much knowledge to discover
 We'll shoot a hot load of wisdom all over your brain
 Lets go! It's time for sex training
 Put on your weightlifting gloves and a thong
 You've been chosen by angels
 Now you're the master of your destiny and your shlong
 LESSON 1
 You need to sharpen your senses
 So get in the closet and contemplate boobs
 We'll wait out here with your girlfriend
 Unrelated question:
 Where do you keep all your lube?
 Rock on! Now stay in that closet
 You rule! And also we locked you inside
 There is no reason to doubt us
 This is what happens when science and romance collide
 LESSON 2
 Now you should buy us all nachos
 But not for yourself. You're training. No food!
 And get an energy drink for your girlfriend
 She needs to rehydrate
 Although we've been giving her fluids
 Oh yeah! You don't have to pay us
 We're just happy that we could help
 You can come back in an hour
 Fondle my balls!
 Sorry. I was talking to someone else
 You're now a total dickmaster
 All hail the Lord of Vaginas and Time!
 Go forth and satisfy millions
 Oh by the way we'll have sex with your girl at the chime
 Yay!