Samurai Abstinence Patrol

In the tall skyscrapers of ancient Japan
 Lived two great warriors, a dude and a man
 Who proclaimed "no sex until you are married"
 They were Arin Neverbone and Samurai Barry
 500 years later two heroes were born
 One cloaked in blue spandex the other in scorn
 They were Ninja Sex Party. They had but one quest
 To bring sex to the masses 'cause that shit is the best
 In a super-hot orgy with two girls and a mime
 Danny busted so hard he ripped a hole in space time
 He chucked up his seed in the ancient night sky
 Graphic shots of Dan's nuts were in healthy supply
 Arin and Barry knew they had to act fast
 They jumped through to the future 'cause they were dicks from the past
 They landed two feet from where NSP was rocking
 And screamed "Danny it's your cock we now will be blocking!"
 Samurai Abstinence Patrol
 To control all of our junk is their one true goal
 It's a battle for boners and rock and roll
 Ninja brian will stab them in the soul (and the face)
 What could this mean for Ninja Sex Party?
 Will our heroes be stopped from their boning spree?
 And will Danny come first place in his spelling bee?
 The championship word is "nomenclature"
 Uh. N O C *BUZZ*
 Fuck it
 The orgy ground to a halt and they took it outside
 The girls just went home. The mime probably died
 Brian ran at Arin while Barry started screaming
 Could we really have future in a world without creaming?
 All hell broke loose with the insane warcry
 Arin soared through the air, apparently he could fly
 Danny french kissed a girl like he was king of Versaille
 And Brian stabbed some random guy with a different guy
 The battle raged on until the city was wrecked
 But the two sides began to have mutual respect
 "God damn!" Arin yelled "You must sure love to slam"
 "You don't even know" said Danny "That shit is my jam"
 A union was formed between both rival camps
 And they both started rocking using NSP's amps
 But the cease-fire ended and the battle resumed
 'Cause Danny whipped out his nuts and the alliance was doomed
 Samurai Abstinence Patrol
 Now their tale will be passed down in sacred scrolls
 They were voted most douchey in a recent poll
 Independently conducted by Danny and Brian
 Is the story over or has it just begun?
 Has the battle for boning been lost or won?
 The question is a deep and important one
 Just like how in God's name do you spell "nomenclature"
 Here we go
 N R *BUZZ*
 This is literally fucking impossible