Party of Three

Girl, I'm gonna take you on a date tonight
 So put on your sexy dress and meet me
 In my chambers by the firelight
 This night is gonna be the best of your life
 Oh yeah the mood is right
 You look more beautiful than poetry can describe
 By the way, do you mind if Ninja Brian
 Joins us he's promised not to kill anyone... (oh never mind)
 It's a party of three
 It's just you and me
 And a psychotic ninja
 Every girl's dream
 Don't make sudden movements!
 (Good evening, would you like an appetizer?)
 (Oh, Brian!)
 Do you see what I mean?
 Nothing's more romantic
 Than a murder in the second degree
 You'll be convinced
 Though I'm sensing you're not totally on board with this
 (Was it the murder thing? Yeah, iIthought it might be.)
 Now it's after dinner and we're out at the club
 I'm grinding up against you and I'm starting to chub
 Oh, you know, girl, we're makin' it work
 While Brian goes completely fucking apeshit berserk
 There were 300 people at this club
 Brian killed 297, so that leaves us with a
 Party of three
 If human life were a keyboard
 He'd be gluing down Control-Alt-Delete
 Don't make direct eye contact!
 (Yo, I'm the DJ! Who wants to dance? AGH!!)
 (OK Brian, we get it.)
 Girl, you're looking at me
 Like you're feeling sick
 I'll take you home and give you vitamin P
 That stands for penis
 Nothing will come between us
 (Brian! Lay down a tasty bridge)
 Damn girl, we had such a great night
 It's a shame more bystanders couldn't have survived
 We're going back to my place where we're gonna make love
 At the moment of completion, I'll release a flock of doves
 Let me lay the foundation of the state of our relations
 There's gonna be temptation then sensations of vibration
 Followed by the cremation of your sexual frustration
 Ending in the culmination of elation consummation
 There's just one thing I think I forgot to mention
 Ninja Brian's gonna be there giving us his full attention
 Cause nothing could be hotter than our sensual embrace
 With a ninja staring at us three inches from your face
 WOOOO!!!
 It's a party of three
 Welcome to my kingdom of Slamalot
 You are the new queen
 Please take your throne
 Together we'll rule this majestic bedroom alone
 (Oh, hey Brian!)
 I think we all can agree
 It's time for me to plow your fields and
 Sow the seeds of a new family tree
 We're young and free
 Come on, baby
 It's just you and me
 (And Ninja Brian.)