NSP Theme Song

Running really fast
 Jumping super high
 Flipping over shit
 Making stuff explode
 Flipping over more shit
 Fighting lots of guys
 Writing kick-ass jams
 Doing other things
 Giving you the sauce
 That's what we do cause
 We are Ninja Sex Party
 Shooting music all over your body
 I'm Danny Sexbang
 Check out my kung fu
 I'm getting sexy (unh!)
 I'm gettin sexy for you
 And Ninja Brian
 Is fast and deadly
 Stabbing dudes
 And then writing tasty medleys
 Are you seduced yet?
 No need to answer
 Tonight we're gonna rock you
 Even though you didn't ask us to!
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 Slapping unicorns
 Going into space
 Breaking out of jail
 Trying on some bras
 Don't worry -- they're man-bras.
 Clapping way too long
 Listening to ham
 Blowing up the Sun
 Wearing tiny hats
 And now you know that
 We are Ninja Sex Party
 Musically seducing all the hotties
 Brian's a ninja
 Danny's a hot jew
 And we are best friends (yeah!)
 And we are best friends it's true
 Don't try to stop us
 We're on a mission
 Every girl
 Must now make The Decision
 Which to have with sex with
 No need to answer
 I know it's Danny Sexbang
 He's the handsomer of the two... and Ninja Brian's fat.
 Oh, hey, Ninja Brian, I'm sorry.
 That came out wrong. I didn't mean to call you fat.
 I meant stupid. And ugly.
 And fat. (Fat!)