Manticore

Way back in olden ancient Greece
 Lived a most ferocious beast
 With eyes of flame and teeth of steel
 On human flesh it feast
 Standing over 10 feet tall
 No man escaped its roar (ROAR!)
 Behold, my friends and foes alike
 The dreadful Manticore!
 Manticore! Manticore! Manticore! Manticore!
 The Manticore feels happiness
 Whenever you feel sad
 Because you got kicked in the junk
 The Manticore is glad
 The Manticore invented death
 And all things that are bad
 He'll kill your sister just for fun
 And make out with your dad
 Manticore! Manticore! Manticore! Manticore!
 He'll enroll you in the school of pain
 And then teach the class
 He'll kick your ass in with his feet
 And then he'll kick your feet with his gigantic ass
 Don't give him sass
 He ate a whole guy with his face and didn't even chew
 Turns out that guy was you
 And yet you're there
 There can only be one explanation
 And that's that you're a zombie
 Now I'm scared
 It's not like there wasn't enough on my mind
 With the Manticore
 Manticore, where are you now?
 Are you gone forever?
 Oh no, wait -- there you are.
 He'll steal your girlfriend in the night
 And then he'll steal your soul
 He'll have a threesome with them both
 That's just how he rolls
 You may want to cry out loud
 "Manticore, you are wrong!"
 Too bad he already killed your ass
 In the first verse of this song.
 Manticore! Manticore! Manticore! Manticore!
 Manticore! Manticore! Manticore! Manticore!