It's Bedtime

Little child, close your eyes
 You're like an angel in the moonlight
 While you're dreaming
 A new day waits for you
 Let this lullaby carry you through
 It's bedtime (it's bedtime)
 Let my army of demons rock you to sleep
 It's bedtime (it's fuckin' bedtime)
 Have sweet dreams while I rev my jeep
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 I see you're still awake for some reason
 Was it the guitar solo?
 Was it the demons?
 Yeah, people have told us that before
 Little child, just relax now
 Let Brian play some gentle sax now
 I'll use this jackhammer
 Right outside your door
 Vibrations will help you sleep for sure
 It's bedtime (it's bedtime)
 Let the laughter of Satan close your sleepy eyes
 It's bedtime (it's fuckin' bedtime)
 Fighter jets tearing across the skies
 It's bedtime (it's bedtime)
 There's a boatload of pirates and they're fighting police
 It's bedtime (it's fuckin' bedtime)
 Here's a carnivorous beaver and it's hungry for meat
 Do you ever think about how ghosts can't be stopped by anything?
 Would you like to see a slideshow about where meat comes from?
 Apparently lots of venomous snakes can open doors, who knew?
 Check out my airhorn!
 It's bedtime (it's bedtime)
 Let the hellspawn of Zagoth mellow all of your dreams
 It's bedtime (it's fuckin' bedtime)
 Here's one last bloodcurdling scream (ah!)
 Freeze, your mask, yee matey!
 Put your hands up
 Goodnight!