Introduction

Close your eyes and picture yourself on a tropical beach
 Far away, across the delicate sand dunes
 You see a jet black stallion galloping at full speed
 On top of that stallion is me, Danny Sexbang
 I am shirtless and the wind is blowing through my luxurious jew-fro
 Don't I look amazing?
 As I approach, you see that the stallion is, in fact, Ninja Brian
 His muscles glistening sweat as he carries my sculpted body towards you
 After literally hours of watching us gallop across the beach, we arrive
 Turns out we were farther away than you initially thought
 I look even better up close than I did far away
 And I lean down to whisper the words you have yearned to hear for so long
 We are Ninja Sex Party and this is our first album
 You're welcome