Intro (The)

Well met young adventurer
 Congratulations for listening to Ninja Sex Party's eighth album
 The Prophecy
 The ancient scrolls foretold of the day
 When a very attractive and extremely talented lover
 Would record the greatest album of all time
 With a much, much, much older gentleman in a mask
 And that day has finally arrived
 As always we wanted to say thank you for being such great fans
 And for allowing as to pursue our musical dreams
 It's been more than ten years since we started writing these songs
 About dinosaurs
 Dicks
 Dick dinosaurs
 And of course
 Dinosaur dicks
 We hope to keep doing this for a long time to come
 Because we love doing it
 And we love the shit out of you
 Normally here is where we'd say something like
 We hope you enjoy the album or
 Ninja Brian has penis disease
 But today we don't have to
 We know with absolute complete certainty
 That you are gonna love this one
 Because that's what's been foreseen by
 The Prophecy