Intro (Cool)

Buongiorno
 That's hello in Spanish
 My name is Danny Sexbang
 And I'd like to welcome you to Ninja Sex Party's sixth album
 Cool Partrol
 Can you believe it's been six albums already?
 Why it seems like only yesterday that I
 Single-handedly started this two person band all by myself
 And definitely not with ninja Brian, whoever that is
 And now we have four original, and to cover albums to our name
 With all this stuff under our belt, it seems we've really come far
 Indeed, we've come farther and faster
 Than anyone could have expected us to come
 Shooting our luscious jams over your body year after year after year
 And no matter how hard you try to wipe
 Those last remaining notes off your perky-
 You know what? I need to be alone for a minute
 So please enjoy...
 Cool Partrol
 D'OH GOD!!