You know, a lot of people come up to us and say
"Hey Danny Sexbang and Ninja Brian
You guys wear a lot of spandex
And live together, are you gay?"
Pff, I have to laugh. Haha ha ha haaa
Could you imagine that? If we were gay?
Could you imagine?
A newborn deer runs through a field
A rainbow shines from heaven
A child's smile lights up the room
As Brian blows a dude
A star shoots in from outer space
A puppy licks its mother
A ray of sunshine through the trees
As Brian licks a sack
There would be no sadness
If we were super gay
Just unicorns and magic
If we were super gay
We would all be flying
On a tasteful pink duvet
But mostly Brian (woah, woah, woah)
Mostly Brian's gay
Oh, oh, oh (Brian's gay)
Oh, oh, oh
Here's a list of things that Brian likes to suck
Dick, dick, dick, dick, dick, dick, dick, dick, dick
Dick, dick, dick, dick, dick, dick, dick, dick, dick
Dick, dick, dick, dick, dick, dick, balls
Dick, dick, dick, dick, dick, dick
Dick, dick, dick, dick, dick, dick
Dick, dick, dick, dick, dick, dick, dick
Dick, dick, dick, dick, dick, balls
One, two balls
Your dick, my dick, your dick, my dick
Your dick, my dick, your dick, my dick
Your dick, your dick, your dick, your dick, balls
My balls and dick
Dick, dick, dick, dick, dick
Dick, dick, dick, dick, dick
Dick, oh shit!