GFY

Ready
 Here we go
 Hey
 Hey buddy
 Guess what
 Got a fun message for you
 Hey dude
 Listen up
 This is important
 And it's from you know who
 Me
 First you take a "G," then an "O," then an "F"
 Then you're gonna need a "U," and a "C" "K" "Y" our-self
 G.O.F.U.C.K.Y.O.U.R.S. Elf
 That's an awful lot of letters
 Gee, I wonder what it spells
 G.O.F.U.C.K.Y.O.U.R.S. Elf
 Wishing you and all your family some good and happy health?
 No
 Did you get the message?
 Have you cracked the code?
 Do you know which self you ought to fuck and where you have to go?
 That's right
 I'm pretty sure you get it
 A big smart guy like you
 The time is drawing nearer, so you know just what to do
 Woohoo
 Okay, everyone
 Here we go
 Are you all ready?
 Let's hear it
 Go fuck yourself
 (Go fuck yourself)