First Date

Hey Pretty Lady
 You're looking real fine
 This is our first date
 I'm not like other guys
 I can tell that you have played it safe your whole life
 So let's get naughty and break a couple rules tonight
 Sneak in a movie
 No one will ever know
 Run on private property and hold each other close
 Beneath the moonlight
 I got a fun idea
 Lean and kiss a cheek and gently whisper in your ear
 Let's steal a car tonight
 Commit a felony with me and drive until the sunrise
 Let's steal a motherfuckin' car tonight
 We're young and alive
 So let's commit some crimes
 (Hey, I like you!)
 I got you flowers
 Let's get some coffee
 Look deep in my eyes and tell me about your family
 We can hold hands
 And you can watch me
 Shoot cocaine into my eyes and rock a burglary
 Let's steal some art tonight
 What's a few Picassos when you're on a sexy date heist
 Let's steal some precious fuckin' art tonight
 We're young and alive
 Let's cross the state lines
 Or you know, we could go a little more traditional
 Go for a walk watch a movie
 Actually there's a really nice flower exhibit at the botanical gardens
 Ninja Brian was just telling me about
 That last week, he loved it. Wait you know what
 FUCK IT!
 Let's kill some guy tonight
 We're holding hands and laughing while we shank him in the starlight
 Let's take a motherfuckin' life tonight
 We're young and alive
 Which I can't say for that guy! (That guy!)
 Yeah!
 Let's kill five guys tonight
 We'll share a cherry cola while we blast a savage drive-by
 Let's kill ten guys tonight
 (Y'know what first date, let's cut the brakes on the murders)
 Let's kill five guys tonight
 I'll take you back to your place and we'll craft the perfect alibi
 Man we had fun tonight
 We're young and alive
 And you can call me anytime
 (Good first date. Wanna do it again next we- no? Oh, alright)