Eating Food in the Shower

Babe, you know I love you
 But it's hard to find time to spend together
 You've got your career
 I've got, my... uh, I-I do stuff
 But I'll find a way to work this out
 Let's get it on!
 I'm a busy guy and you're a busy woman
 Every day you wake up for work at the crack of nine
 Then we gotta choose between morning sex and breakfast
 God knows we need both but there just ain't no time
 But I've found a way to get the most out of our day
 I prepared you this buffet
 So grab a tray, take off your clothes
 And follow me
 Let's eat our food in the shower
 Just look at the time we've saved
 Nothing unlocks a meal's flavor potential
 Like turning up a faucet head from pulse to spray
 We're eating food in the shower
 Ain't this romantic, it's just like rain
 Although I've definitely had crispier toast in my life
 And there's a huge amount of bacon
 Collecting in your drain, woo!
 That's right, girl
 Don't things taste better when we're naked?
 I gotta tell you, I... whoops
 Sorry, I'll get that, that was...
 Whoa, whoa, whoa
 Sorry, sorry, sorry, that-that was me
 Now it's later at night and the mood is right for lovin'
 It's our three day anniversary, let's celebrate
 Reservation for two at a candlelight dinner
 Right inside your own bathroom, what a convenient date!
 Sit down at the tub-shaped table
 Give your order to the waiter
 And hold my pruney hand
 I also hired a harpist and Mariachi Band (Mi amor!)
 Eating food in the shower
 But just between us, I don't deny
 All the drinks are watered down, there's shampoo in my tacos
 Also I asked a bunch of friends if they would like to stop by (Hi!)
 We're eating food in the shower
 This is the pinnacle of your year
 The night is only getting better as we get wetter and wetter
 Hey, is this mayo or conditioner? I have no idea
 Man, it's getting crowded in here
 Let's towel off
 Oh God, the Mariachi Band! (Señior)