Dinosaur Laser Fight

Hey boys and girls
 This ninja science lesson's gonna rock your world
 So close your eyes and travel back in time
 With me and Ninja Brian
 It's gonna blow your mind to shit!
 It was an ordinary day at Dinosaur High
 When Stegosaurus raised his hand and called for high-fives
 Tyrannosaurus saw this and got pissed
 Because his tiny wrists
 Caused his high-five to miss
 And he was like "Fuck this!"
 Oh Yeah! Oh yeah! It's an old school Dinosaur Laser Fight!
 Oh Yeah! Hell Yeah! Just a classic Dinosaur Laser Fight!
 It was a futuristic prehistoric throwdown
 But it was quiet because in space there is no sound
 Did we mention that this took place in space?
 It did. So shut your face
 Also, there were robots and sharks
 Oh Yeah! Oh yeah! It's a goddamn Dinosaur Laser Fight
 In space! With sharks! It's a balls out Dinosaur Laser Fight!
 It's fucking science!
 Just ask Albert Einstein. He invented space.
 ...and then a bunch of fuckin aliens from Mars
 Showed up all ripping solos on V-neck guitars
 The dinos, sharks, and robots saw they came in peace
 So they killed them with lasers
 HOLY SHIT!
 And then they had a giant laser party
 A Dinosaur Laser Party!
 FUCK!!