Cool Patrol

Yo Ninja Brian, you see that high schooler over there getting pushed around?
 This looks like a job for the Cool Patrol!
 Hey Kid! (Yo!)
 You're getting picked on in school
 The other boys! (Huh!)!
 They say you just ain't cool
 Well that's bullshit! (Yeah!!)
 We're gonna teach you the rules
 Those motherfuckers ain't gonna bother you no more
 We are the bad boys (Oh!) from the tough side of town
 We are the Cool Patrol (Woo!) we'll turn your life around
 Those bullies (AW SHIT) their ass is done for now
 We're gonna show you how!
 So fuckin' listen y'all! First...
 You put your hands in the air
 And you jump off the ground
 And then you take that funky butt and you shake it all around
 And lightly jog in place and then crank it up to a prance
 This is the cool patrol dance
 Now put your hands in your pockets
 And take them right back out
 Then spin around in a circle and make an animal sound (moo)
 Then glide into the sprinkler like you're gonna water the plants
 This is the cool patrol dance
 Whee!
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 Motherfuckin' bullies better watch their ass
 You're sending all them shits a message there's a new king in class
 When they see you they're gonna freak out and piss their pants
 THEY ARE YOUR BITCHES! THEY ARE YOUR BITCHES BECAUSE...
 You put your hands in the air
 And then stick out your rear end
 And then you wiggle it real hard and you hug your closest friend
 And then you wildly remove your clothes and tearaway pants
 This is the cool patrol dance
 Now rub the peanut butter on you
 From your head to your feet
 And cover up your nudity with different cheeses and meats
 Then slap a camel because this could be your only chance
 This is the cool patrol dance
 Cool Break!
 All right!
 This is cool!
 Excuse me
 Hey I've an idea, let's kick it!
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 You put your hands in the air
 And grab a bird from the sky
 And eat it whole so that you may absorb its power of flight
 Now you can also dive bomb fish because your vision's enhanced
 This is the cool patrol dance
 You're basically a superhero now
 So throw some cars
 Then rub your magnum thighs together and set fire to Mars
 Now harness all your sexy fury in a victory stance
 This is the cool patrol dance!