Cookies!

Ninja Brian
 I think I figured out why our quest to be the world's most intense metal band
 Hasn't panned out yet
 It's because people think we're soft
 We have to write a truly satanic jam
 Are you ready to get evil?
 Yes, this is perfect!
 From the darkest pits of the deepest well
 We're Ninja Sex Party, and we've come from Hell
 You curse as the name passes your lips
 We're the two horseman of the Rockpocalypse
 Flying on the backs of flaming horses
 We'll ride into your town and leave nothing but corpses
 I'll kill your dad and scream obscenities
 The streets will flow with the blood of our enemies
 Death and destruction are all around
 We're motherfuckin' evil, and we'll never slow down
 We are the nightmares you should be afraid of
 There is just one thing we love and that's
 Cookies
 Cookies, yay
 Cookies
 Pass the milk please
 Everybody loves cookies, hurray!
 Ah
 Oh God, save me, I see demons
 All your nightmares have come to life
 The harsh survives in the darkest of night
 Take a final breath in our well of hate
 And wish for death as we eat this plate of
 Cookies
 They're the taste of happy
 Cookies
 Chocolate chips for everyone
 Cookies
 The demons are consuming me
 Everybody eat some cookies today!
 That fucking do anything for ya, Megadeath?