Attitude City

What's up baby? You're a very sexy lady
 What's a good girl like you doing in a 'hood like this?
 Your life's in danger every enemy's a stranger
 But good for you I rule this town with my iron fists
 Check my sunglasses for proof that I kick some asses
 No more classes, you've been schooled and now you know the deal
 Everyone here has a black belt in "Amazing"
 And diplomas from The University of Fucking Keepin' it Real
 (Hey! Hey!) That's how we're living
 Welcome to Attitude City (Hey! Hey)
 No fucks are given
 When you're in Attitude City (Hey! Hey!)
 You made the right decision
 If your goal was to learn how to rock
 Now sit back as I walk you though
 My life as the baddest fuckin' dude on the block
 Every morning I wake up before the dawn and
 Run a half a mile in forty seven minutes flat (Unh!)
 Then shit gets crazy, I water my grandma's daisies
 And sit down with her for biscuits and have a nice chat (Fuck yeah!)
 Then I maintain this insane body with weight training
 Can't contain me! Put five pounds up on that barbell rack! (Do it!)
 Just ask my mother, I am one tough fuckin' fucker
 And if I have scary dreams I can just go to sleep between her and dad
 Hey! Hey! No one can faze me!
 When I'm in Attitude City (Hey!Hey!)
 This shit gets crazy
 Daily in Attitude City (Hey! Hey!)
 My rock is fuckin' tasty
 But here come some tough
 Guys from the town, trying to steal my crown
 I'll take on your whole bitchass gang, now let's throw the fuck down!
 Oh what a lovely spring day
 For you to visit our city
 Here are some tasty gumdrops
 And rainbow colored lollipops (lollipops)
 Do come again with your thugs
 But only if you like bro hugs
 Here's my wallet
 Have a nice day
 (Hey! That's right!) We are the masters
 Of fuckin' Attitude City! (Hey! We're much!)
 Harder and faster
 Than you in Attitude City (Hey! We are!)
 Nightmare disasters
 To anyone who shows disrespect
 Girl your life we'll protect
 And if you think we're awesome then you are extremely correct!
 ROCK FUCK!
 ROCK FUCK!