Natalie's Agent

I wrote a letter to Natalie Portman
 Asking her if she would go out with me
 But all I ever got in reply was a letter from her agent
 She said Miss Portman is well
 And she told me that Miss Portman is going to Yale
 And then the letter took a turn and she asked me what I'm doing for the weekend
 I got a date with Natalie's agent
 I'm sittin' on the couch in total amazement
 So maybe she's not Natalie Portman but I'm sure that she'll do
 I got a date with Natalie's agent
 I'm totally thrilled and I just can't contain it
 I may not be with Natalie Portman but her agent'll do
 I picked her up at her place in the city
 Lookin' around, she was lookin' so pretty
 And totally surprised to be going out with someone like me
 We took a walk in the park
 And as the sun went down I think I felt the start of spark
 And as the moon and stars were rising I held her and I gave her a kiss
 I got a date with Natalie's agent
 I'm sittin' on the couch in total amazement
 So maybe she's not Natalie Portman but I'm sure that she'll do
 I got a date with Natalie's agent
 I'm totally thrilled and I just can't contain it
 I may not be with Natalie Portman but her agent'll do
 I dropped her off and went home for a shower
 And later that day, I dropped by with a flower
 Her face was Kwanzaa, Christmas, and Hanukkah, all rolled into one
 I took her down to the lake
 And I told her that I think I might've made a mistake
 Cuz though the credits told me Natalie Portman, well my heart told me her
 I got a date with Natalie's agent
 I'm sittin' on the couch in total amazement
 So maybe she's not Natalie Portman but I'm sure that she'll do
 I got a date with Natalie's agent
 I'm totally thrilled and I just can't contain it
 I may not be with Natalie Portman but I really don't care