Jason's Song, Pt. 2

I never play guitar
 But if I played guitar
 I would play this song
 I like to play guitar
 But I don't know how
 So I just fool around
 I wrote this song right here in a couple of minutes
 You might think that it sucks, well I think so too
 Honestly I hardly believe that they got me to sing it... again
 It's just the same thing over and over and over
 Here comes a little variety
 It's the part where I whistle
 So please don't make me smile
 Here is where I sing in falsetto
 It's really high
 And it sounds like shit
 Yo no puedo tocar guitarra
 Pero puero cantar en español
 Y lo hago muy bien
 Please if you can play the guitar
 Come and play for me next time I sing
 So you won't have to hear this over and over and over