Crazy Wife

I'm in love with my wife though she's just a bit crazy
 She really can't help the condition she's in
 I've tried her on medicines, doctors, and psychics
 But none of them understand just where she's been
 Oh my crazy wife
 Oh my crazy wife
 She thinks angels are with us and so are the faeries
 She sees them at night time while dreaming among them
 She wonders sometimes why they never do show themselves
 During her walks through garden alone
 She says "Do you believe me?" I say "No, of course not"
 I don't believe stories of angels and such
 She tells me i'm boring, she tells me I'm simple
 I tell her I've never believed in too much
 Oh my crazy wife
 Oh my crazy wife
 So my crazy wife wanders 'round talking to angels
 And meanwhile the neighbor kids listen like thieves
 She asks why they're laughing, she asks why I doubt her
 I tell her it's just not my way to believe
 And tonight we're together and we're making love
 And we're happy and warm and i tell her good night
 As she drifts off to sleep, she says "We're not alone here"
 And wide awake, I wish I thought she was right
 Oh my crazy wife
 Oh my crazy wife
 But later that night as I walk through the garden
 I see things that only a fool would mistake
 I see angels and faeries out there in the garden
 I pinch myself twice, but I know I'm awake
 She says "Tell me you saw them!" I say "No, of course not"
 She says "Lies mean nothing to the angels above"
 I say "Come dear, you know me, I've always been honest"
 She says "Yes I know you, you're lying, my love"
 Oh my crazy wife
 Oh my crazy life