The Bigger The Figure (with Keely Smith) - Single Version

I've got a woman as big as a house yes sir
 She's as big as a two family house with a porch and a fence
 You won't believe what you see when you look at her
 She's enormous collosal tremendous gigantic immense
 Why try to deny it
 She's just what I like
 If she goes on a diet
 I'll go on strike
 The bigger the figure the better I like her
 The better I like her the better I feed her
 The better I feed her the bigger the figure
 The bigger the figure the more I can love
 She's exactly like a watermellon
 Big and round and sweet
 In a party dress
 She may be quite a mess
 But I love her a lot
 So what if she's not so neat
 The bigger the figure the better I like her
 The better I like her the better I feed her
 The better I feed her the bigger the figure
 The bigger the figure the more I can love
 If she ever eats me out of money
 And we need the rent
 That'll be a cinch
 Cuz when we're in a pinch
 I can put her to work under a circus tent
 The bigger the figure the better I like her
 The better I like her the better I feed her
 The better I feed her the bigger the figure
 The bigger the figure the more I can love
 She's exactly like a watermellon
 Big and round and sweet
 In a party dress
 She may be quite a mess
 But I love her a lot
 So what if she's not so neat
 The bigger the figure
 The better I like her
 The better I like her
 The better I feed her
 The better I feed her the bigger the figure
 The bigger the figure the more I can love
 The bigger the figure the better I like her
 The better I like her the better I feed her
 The better I feed her the bigger the figure
 The bigger the figure the more I can love