Chop Suey, Chow Mein

Chop suey, chow mein, tufu and you
 I've got the craziest yen
 To get you in a Chinese den
 Where I can whisper love words full of spice
 After we get full of tea and rice
 Chop suey, chow mein, tufu and you
 I've got a feeling tonight
 That we'll be pretty clever if we ever get together
 With chop suey, chow mein, rice and tea
 Shoes and rice and you and me
 Chop suey, chow mein, young one, tufu and you
 Chop suey, chow mein, tufu and you
 I've got a feeling tonight
 I'm gonna let you hold me tight
 Remember what the great Confucius say:
 Girl and boy who woo have wedding day
 Chop suey, chow mein, tufu and you
 I've got a feeling tonight
 That we'll be pretty clever if we ever get together
 With chop suey, chow mein, rice and tea
 Shoes and rice and you and me
 Chop suey, chow mein, young one, tufu and you
 Chop suey, chow mein, tufu and you
 I've got the craziest yen
 To get you in a Chinese den
 Where I can whisper love words full of spice
 After we get full of tea and rice
 Chop suey, chow mein, tufu and you
 I've got a feeling tonight
 That we'll be pretty clever if we ever get together
 With chop suey, chow mein, rice and tea
 We can even have subgum scallopini
 Shoes and rice and you and me
 And baby how about a little egg foo cacciatore
 Chop suey, chow mein, young one, tufu and you