Whatever Happened To Us

Whatever happened to you
 Whatever happened to us
 We missed the proverbial boat
 The plane and train and the bus
 Push came to shove and we fell out of love
 We tore each other apart
 Love is grand but I can't understand
 Why you broke my proverbial heart
 We used to be in love but now we are in hate
 You used to say I came too early
 But it was you who came too late
 Boy meets girl and they give it a whirl
 And the very next thing you know
 She thinks he's nuts and he hates her guts
 Then the bad blood starts to flow
 Well it sounds like sour grapes
 And that's just what it is
 Gonna get me a subscription to Argosy
 And I'll get me a subscription to Ms
 That's a whole lot of crap
 About a tender trap
 What it is is a suicide snare
 All I want to do, is to forget you
 And our lousy love affair