Nocturnal Stumblebutt

Well it's 3am, and so I creep
 Around the house 'cause you're asleep
 I can't sleep, I gotta smoke
 I think I left some in my coat
 No they're not there, but there's a chance
 I left some in a packet in my pants
 Bumped into the table, just below the belt
 If you were a man baby you'd know how that felt
 Just one thing I don't want to do
 And that one thing is to wake up you
 My hands are shaking, my brow it is damp
 Bumped into the chair, knocked over the lamp
 Bumped into the chair, knocked over the lamp
 Sure I know where some cigarettes are
 But it's too cold outside to go to the car
 I know this habit of mine, it's gotta be fed
 I'm gonna get down I'm gonna scrounge around under the bed
 Under the bed, down on the floor
 Up on top baby I can hear you snore
 Snore baby... ooooooh
 Snore baby... ooooooh
 Eureka! I'm in luck
 I found some matches and a crumpled butt
 And just to show I love you
 I'm not gonna look for an ashtray baby, I'm gonna use your shoe!