Dilated to Meet You

We're wondering when you will arrive
 We're wondering what you'll be
 We're wondering if you'll be a her
 Or if you'll be a he
 Maybe you'll arrive today
 Perhaps tomorrow night
 We're hoping you won't hurt too much
 And that you'll be all right
 Life has a few unpleasantries
 We may as well confess
 We suppose you'll cry a lot
 And that you'll be a mess
 There is one thing you should know well
 Of this there is no doubt
 You cannot get inside again
 Once you have come out
 Even though there's trouble
 Even though there's fuss
 We really think you'll like it here
 We hope that you like us