Scintillating Sophie

Look at how cute you are!
 Talking about cells and microscopes
 And deviated whatnots
 Observe her bouncing along
 Indisputably, the neatest trick in sight
 Why every breathing male has suddenly grinned
 To see her blithely sailing into the wind
 With such unspeakable grace
 Little boys go out and buy themselves long pants
 They all want to kiss her
 Don't blink, or you'll miss her
 She is my scintillating Sophie
 Queen of the darlin' debutantes
 And though her daddy is in sulphur
 And her mommy is insane
 Still, there's no doubt
 She's comin' out
 I'll lay ya seven to one
 That she must've spent her junior year in France
 The world's her cotillion
 She's one in a million
 She is my scintillating Sophie
 Queen of the darlin'
 Scintillating Sophie
 Queen of the darlin' debutantes