You Can't Pray the Gay Away

Brothers and Sisters
 Prayer is a powerful thing
 In these tryin' times, we pray
 We pray hard
 But, there are some matters
 Where we would be better servants of the Lord
 By acceptin' was it
 And not botherin' him
 Come on!
 You can't pray the gay away
 (You can't pray the gay away)
 No matter what your preacher say
 (No matter what your preacher say)
 There's no fighting DNA
 You can't pray the gay away
 
 Mama, oh, mama, you can't blame yourself
 Just 'cause your baby boy took your high heels off the shelf
 Daddy, thought football would make a man of him
 But now he spends all his time cruising the gym
 You can't pray the gay away
 (You can't pray the gay away)
 No matter what your preacher say
 (No matter what your preacher say)
 There's no fighting DNA
 You can't pray the gay away
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 Well, the Reverend Bill, at the church of Christ
 Says he needs reprogramming
 "That boy ain't right"
 Send him off to camp where he could get fixed
 Had the summer of his life
 Never saw so many dicks, ha-ha
 You can't pray the gay away
 (You can't pray the gay away)
 No matter what your preacher say
 (No matter what your preacher say)
 There's no fighting DNA
 You can't pray the gay away
 
 You may not know it
 But you know lots of them
 Statistically speakin'
 One out of every ten
 Every family's got one
 You might call him Auntie Fred
 Mama says he harmless, 'lest, he's tryin' to give you head
 Aw!
 You can't pray the gay away
 (You can't pray the gay away)
 No matter what your preacher say
 (No matter what your preacher say)
 There's no fighting DNA
 You can't pray the gay away
 Hey, you can't pray the gay away
 A-men
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 Hallelujah
 Bless your heart