Cooties

They came from way far out, outer space
 She's hard to miss so they landed on her face
 She's got cooties, cooties
 They've found a place to nest
 She's got cooties, cooties
 If I were her I'd be depressed
 Long tailed, sharp nailed, fuzzy legs, laying eggs
 Eww, get 'em away from me
 Get 'em away from me ewww
 In science class she's like a walking show-and-tell
 Her pet skunk ran away 'cause it couldn't take the smell
 She's got cooties, cooties
 Nobody want to sit by her
 She's got cooties, cooties
 She don't need a coat 'cause she's got fur
 Circle, circle, dot, dot, dot
 Hurry, get your cootie shot
 Come on everybody, let's stamp 'em out
 She's got cooties, cooties
 She's just as friendly as can be
 She's got cooties, cooties
 She'll shows them cootie hospitality
 She's got cooties, cooties
 She's like a living twilight zone
 She's got cooties, cooties
 Quick, get Rod Sterling on the phone
 Black, white, red, green every color in between
 Dresses like a circus clown somebody oughta hose her down
 Grew up in a cootie zoo I bet her two-ton mama's got 'em too
 And that's for you