Wuss

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 I was a teenage wuss
 In junior high school, I had oily, stringy hair and lots of pimples
 I wore really wussy clothes
 Most of the other kids called me a faggot
 Even some of the other wusses called me a faggot
 There was maybe five kids in the whole school who were wussier than I was
 I was really wussed out
 I was afraid of girls, and guys scared the shit out of me
 They used to say to me, "What are you, fucking queer?"
 They wanted me to fight, to prove I wasn't a faggot
 But I didn't fight, I ran away
 {Swearing in the background}
 I was a wuss
 I was never into any sports at all
 I never took showers after gym class
 I wore my gym clothes under my regular clothes
 So I wouldn't have to change in front of everybody else
 I was afraid to realize my full potential in school
 Because, to the other kids
 The smarter you were
 The wussier you were
 I was a hopeless wuss
 Wuss, wuss, wuss
 I was into science fiction and math and chess
 It was not fun being a wuss, and even now
 Now that I'm not nearly as much of a wuss as I once was
 I still feel kind of wussy from time to time
 Residual wussiness
 The kind of thing you can never really leave behind
 That's the way it goes