How to Remember Your Dreams

In order to remember your dreams
 You must think of them as if they were little kittens
 When you wake up in the morning
 Before you get out of bed
 Sit up and say, "Here, kitty kitty kitty
 Kitty kitty kitty kitty kitty kitty kitty
 Here, kitty kitty kitty kitty kitty
 Kitty kitty kitty kitty kitty
 Here, kitty kitty kitty kitty kitty
 Kitty kitty kitty kitty kitty
 Here, kitty kitty kitty kitty kitty
 Kitty kitty kitty kitty kitty
 Here, kitty kitty kitty kitty kitty
 Kitty kitty kitty kitty kitty"
 If this doesn't work
 You must go into the kitchen and pour out a saucer of cream
 Place it by the foot of the bed and say,
 "Here, kitty kitty kitty kitty kitty
 Kitty kitty kitty kitty kitty
 Here, kitty kitty kitty kitty kitty
 Kitty kitty kitty kitty kitty
 Here, kitty kitty kitty kitty kitty
 Kitty kitty kitty kitty kitty
 Here, kitty kitty kitty kitty kitty kitty kitty kitty kitty kitty
 Here, kitty kitty kitty kitty kitty
 Kitty kitty kitty kitty kitty
 Here, kitty kitty kitty kitty kitty
 Kitty kitty kitty kitty kitty
 Here, kitty kitty kitty kitty kitty
 Kitty kitty kitty kitty kitty"
 When the kitty gets the cream
 The dream is remembered