Detachable Penis

I woke up this morning
 With a bad hangover
 And my penis was missing again
 This happens all the time
 It's detachable
 This comes in handy a lot of the time
 I can leave it home
 When I think it's going to get me in trouble
 Or I can rent it out
 When I don't need it
 But now and then I go to a party
 Get drunk
 And the next morning I can't for the life of me
 Remember what I did with it.
 First I looked around my apartment
 And I couldn't find it
 So I called up the place where the party was
 They hadn't seen it either
 I asked them to check the medicine cabinet
 Because for some reason I leave it there sometimes
 But not this time
 So I told them if it pops up to let me know
 I called some other people from the party
 But they were no help either
 I was starting to get desperate
 I really don't like being without my penis for too long
 It makes me feel like less of a man
 And I really hate having to sit down every time I take a leak
 After a few hours of searching the house
 And calling everyone I could think of
 I was starting to get very depressed
 So I went to the Kiev and ate breakfast
 Then as I walked down Second Avenue
 Towards St. Mark's place
 Where all those people sell used books
 And other junk on the street
 I saw my penis lying on a blanket
 Next to a broken toaster oven
 Some guy was selling it
 I had to buy it off him
 He wanted 22 bucks
 But I talked him down to 17
 I took it home, washed it off
 And put it back on
 I was happy again
 Complete
 People sometimes tell me I should get it permanently attached
 But, I don't know
 Even though it's sometimes a pain in the ass
 I like having a detachable penis