Third Rock From The Sun

Welcome to Earth, third rock from the Sun
 She walks into Smokey's, one hip at a time
 Like a broken field runner slippin' through the lines
 He likes the way she looks, so he calls the little wife
 Says "Don't wait up for me, I'll be working late tonight"
 Wife hangs up the phone bursts into tears
 Calls her sister up and cries, "Get over here"
 Sister tells her boyfriend, "Be back in a while"
 Boyfriend wants a beer, the store is just a mile
 He leaves the motor runnin', he'll only be a minute
 His car drives away with teenagers in it
 The driver tells his buddies, "Got one life to live"
 They scream into the night, let's get it over with
 'Cause and effect, chain of events
 All of the chaos makes perfect sense
 When you're spinnin' round
 Things come undone
 Welcome to Earth, third rock from the Sun
 The kid guns the gas, car starts to swerve
 Heads for a semi-truck, jumps the curb
 Truck hits a big boy in the Shoney's parking lot
 Flies through the air, takes out the bank clock
 Clock strikes a light pole, transformer sparks
 Lines go down, town goes dark
 Waitress calls the cops, says she saw it all
 Swears a giant alien has landed at the mall
 Cops ring up the mayor says, "There's panic in the street
 We hate to wake you up, but we can't find the chief"
 Mayor says, "Use your head, if he ain't in his car
 He's hiding from his wife, down at Smokey's bar"
 'Cause and effect, chain of events
 All of the chaos makes perfect sense
 When you're spinnin' round
 Things come undone
 Welcome to Earth, third rock from the Sun
 'Cause and effect, chain of events
 All of the chaos makes perfect sense
 When you're spinnin' round
 Things come undone
 Welcome to Earth, third rock from the Sun
 Welcome to Earth, third rock from the Sun
 Welcome to Earth, third rock from the Sun
 Welcome to Earth, third rock from the Sun