If the Devil Danced (In Empty Pockets)

Diablo motors had a hell of a sale, downtown yesterday
 Word got around, no money down, take years and years to pay
 When I got there the lot was bare, but the salesman said hold on
 For a little cash, I gotta two-tone Nash out behind my barn
 If the Devil danced in empty pockets, he'd have a ball in mine
 With a nine foot grand, a ten piece band and a twelve girl chorus line
 I'd raise some loot in a three piece suit, give 'em one dance for a dime
 If the Devil danced in empty pockets, he'd have a ball in mine
 Well, he said friend it ain't the end let's see what I can do
 If you own a home, I've got a loan, tailor made for you
 Then above the racket a voice in my jacket said, "I'll tote the note"
 The Devil made me do it, talked me in to it, and that was all she wrote
 If the Devil danced in empty pockets, he'd have a ball in mine
 With a nine foot grand, a ten piece band and a twelve girl chorus line
 I'd raise some loot in a three piece suit, give 'em one dance for a dime
 If the Devil danced in empty pockets, he'd have a ball in mine
 They say debt is a bottomless pit where the Devil likes to play
 I'd sell my soul to get out of this hole, but there'd be hell to pay
 ♪
 If the Devil danced in empty pockets, he'd have a ball in mine
 With a nine foot grand, a ten piece band and a twelve girl chorus line
 I'd raise some loot in a three piece suit, give 'em one dance for a dime
 If the Devil danced in empty pockets, he'd have a ball in mine