The Cows Came Home

I'm used to havin' my breakfast in bed
 Never have to lift a finger to butter my bread
 I keep my baby satisfied if you know what I mean
 'Cause she told me I'm walkin' talkin' love machine
 Lord, I got the self assurance of a king on a throne
 Cause she told me that she'd love me 'til the cows came home
 The cows came home
 The cows came home
 I heard somethin' mooin'
 Turned around and she was gone
 Lord have mercy, the cows came home
 The whole herd showed up when they heard she'd gone
 But I guess it's better than bein' alone
 Well the slammin' of the door is like a pie in the face
 But I got enough milk for the human race
 I didn't have to clue that there was anything wrong
 'Cause she told me that she'd love me 'til the cows came home
 The cows came home
 The cows came home
 I heard somethin' mooin'
 Turned around and she was gone
 Lord have mercy, the cows came home
 I didn't see the writing on the wall
 Missed the invitation to the bovine ball
 I didn't hear no cowbells ringin'
 Gonna have to face the music that the fat lady's singin'
 The cows came home
 The cows came home
 I heard somethin' mooin'
 Turned around and she was gone
 Lord have mercy, the cows came home