Junior's In Love

With a dozen roses in his gunrack
 Junior pulled up into her sidelot
 Carried them up to the front door and hollered,
 "Wanda, lookit what I got!"
 She was sittin there watchin TV
 With a drywall hanger named Shorty
 She pressed her nose to the screen door and said,
 "They smell like WD40"
 He said, "Now don't you be that way,
 You know how much I love you
 I can't hardly sleep at night and when I do
 I dream of you.
 And by the way Shorty I thank you
 You could've had them put me in jail, Son
 I'm just glad I run out of air hose
 When I come at you with that nail gun."
 Oh Junior's in love, ain't that a good one?
 He'll track her down and then if she should run
 He'll bring her home like a deer on the hood, Son
 Junior's in love
 Wanda walked down the front steps and said,
 "I hate to break up the party,
 But I've got to get to work by 5,
 Would you run me over there, Shorty?"
 That's when Junior turned bright red and said,
 "I'm taking her to the diner!"
 And he threw Shorty in the truck bed
 With a busted nose and a shiner
 Oh Junior's in love, ain't that a hot one?
 There's lots of lovers and Junior he's not one
 Don't know a kiss from a hug from a shotgun
 Junior's in love
 Oh you know there's an old puddle down by the diner
 And it came out of his transmission
 That's where he parks every night and stares through the window
 In a lovesick and sorry condition
 Oh Junior's in love, ain't that a good one?
 He'll track her down and then if she should run
 He'll bring her home like a deer on the hood, Son
 Junior's in love
 Oh, he's in love