I'd Like To Have A Problem Like That

I'm not a wealthy man, don't pay for my suntan
 I work out in the heat and the cold
 Sometimes I'd like to be the big, bad wolf
 'Stead of just another sheep in the fold
 I hear the rich man holler 'bout the shrinking dollar
 And cry about a luxury tax
 They won't let him write off his lil' eighty-foot yacht
 I'd like to have a problem like that
 Yeah, I'd like to have a problem like that
 Should I buy the Porsche or the stretch Cadillac
 Do I wanna drive fast or just ride around in the back
 I'd like to have a problem like that
 I saw a celebrity talkin' on the T.V.
 He looked like a tall Tom Cruise
 He's seeing Sheila and Bambi, Linda and Candy
 They're burning both ends of his fuse
 He says he's suffocating, he needs a vacation
 From all the kissing and hugging, the sweet talk and loving
 I'd like to have a problem like that
 Oh, I'd like to have a problem like that
 Be a one-man woman juggling act
 How many can you keep in the air before you lose track
 I'd like to have a problem like that
 I'd like to be too rich, I'd to be too thin
 I'd like to be too young, I'd like to be too in
 Should I kiss and tell, write a book on my life
 And how much can I get for the movie rights
 Oh, I'd like to have a problem like that
 Be a tabloid star at the checkout rack
 Should I drag 'em through court
 Or tell 'em to kiss my fax
 I'd like to have a problem like that
 Give me those problems
 I think that I could solve 'em
 I'd like to have a problem like that