What Kind of Girl Is She?

Who the hell is-
 Heidi?
 Susan?
 What kind of girl is she? I wonder sometimes if she even...
 Likes me
 Even likes me
 She seems to make you smile
 She's got a pretty, tiny nose
 She's got a kick-ass style
 She's got very kicky clothes
 And she owns her apartment too?
 I suppose
 And mind blows
 Quel jeun drefia? Susan and Heidi
 She seems so? je ne sais quoi
 She seems so? incroyable.
 And I feel so? bourgeois.
 That's just? moi It's just
 She's so uptown and fancy and Broadway.
 She's so downtown and funky and sassy.
 I wish I could sing like that. At least my nose could take her nose in a cage match of noses.
 I'm used to being the funny one in the room.
 I didn't sign the permission slip for any new lady friends, Hunter.
 She's got those eyes
 She's got those boobs
 I've got these thighs
 I need your shoes
 Plus
 She might try to steal my husband
 She might try to have my baby
 I guess I'll just sit back and wait and see
 What kind of girl is she?
 What kind of girl is she?
 What kind of girl is she?
 What kind of girl is
 Are you gonna eat that pickle?